Thursday, December 17, 2009

Emoticon

...Is what i used to call her in class when we first started our diploma course about 4 years ago.. she's very soft spoken, and almost the biggest sweetheart ever, coming only second to ghandi. she's very petite (tapi dah tak petite dah, makan je keje.)... and... she's one of my very good friends. she hooked up with a very good friend of mine as well, and not just any friend, he's my housemate!.. and i was pleased, because its only fair that she ended up with someone from Shak's house. kerana orang2 yang tinggal dengan aku adalah kool, kacak dan bergaya (walaupun dia sedikit drama queen)! =) anyway, they are very happy together up till now.. so enough with the gay reminiscence...

anyway, we were chatting the other day and....

Nazlizon Tm. You are the cutest.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Baby Alert - New Age Lockdown

People nowadays.. crazy. and crazy is what i do best.

i was walking around Subang Parade with the family and her, and we went into Blook, where chicks spend mindlessly on clothes... anyway, in there, i saw a kid. cute lah. she was one of the staff's kid. so i thought, "no wonderlah she's roaming the shop freely without much supervision...."

but as i took a closer look at the little thing, i saw something that caught my intention rather oddly..


The little booger was crawling on the carpet when i saw something heavy dangling on the sides of her shirt. as i took a closer look...

As she got up, i saw her tiny little handsfiddling on a black shiny buckle pinned to her shirt. and yes, it was the store's security tag clipped on her shirt. haha. bodo nie.

Sick, but practical. This handsome boy approves =)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

If i were You

aku ni juga Melayu.... dan hari ini aku ingin buat alasan melayu.. so much too say yet so little time. i havent been updating OBVIOUSLY, but for a good reason! ngee. (not that its any interesting, but its the truth! not the whole truth, i have this tendencyto exaggerate).

so the reasons would be, assignments and a random family golfing trip to Medan. so that explains it. hehe.

ok on to the show.....

i just watched Inglorious Basterds by the man, Quentin Tarantino, and if you havent watched it, you should! the movie was set in World War II, and it got me thinking... if i was ever born a german in this day of age, i guess i would be sick as fuck watching remakes after remakes of Nazi war movies.. if i were German, i'd say.. "fine fine, we all know what Hitler did.. now can we just move on...?"

i mean, i for one would at least Terasa lah kan.. asyik asyik cerita Hitler.. macam Germany takde achievement lain.. like Motorsports ke, Athletics ke, football ke.. kimak.. that being said if i were a German lah kan. but i guess i wouldnt know the real sentiments of the Germans of late. maybe i should muster up the courage to ask my friends or relatives from that country..

i hate you manipulative hollywood pricks but i love watching your movies.. hows that?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Lelouch Vi Britannia

This might seem childish of me, but i have discovered a new found love for an Anime called Code Geass.. you see im not much of a cartoon fan, so i seldom watch all this anime. but since the other day my internet connection got cut off, i was reduced to watching movies shared on LAN until i stumbled upon Code Geass' folder and i opened it. after watching the first episode, it was the first time i thanked god for no internet. i couldnt stop clicking to the next episode everytime. there are a few things that are awesome about this story..

Aspects of the story line
which involves everything from friends, love, drama, killings, uprising, governments, mecha's (or robots in geek term), wars, battles, deaths, ancient technology, world domination.. and hot women.

all the remedies of a story i would totally get into. not to mention the various lump of characters with their own selfish intention and ill-will. so backstabbing is everywhere. everyone take sides with anyone's whose in line with their own current goals. its stressful but awesome.

The Main Character: Lelouch vi Britannia...
One thing's for sure, this guy is a strong character. he's smart, sharp, intellectual, and almost never cracks under pressure in any circumstances. calm and collected at all times. He has no weak self righteous values like ALL THE OTHER heroes you see in ANY anime. He will kill anyone to get what he wants . including his brother's and sister's and not have a problem with his conscience. Its hard to tell what he's thinking.. he's the hero, the anti-hero, the villain, and the victim all at once. He never does what he says, never keeps to he's end of the bargain. theres always another card up his sleeves. Up till a point you'll be wondering, what the fuck does he really want to do.

I love it when all his comrades command powerful & ganas looking robots called Knightmares while he only controls a standard Knightmare bodoh je in battle... yet still managing to orchestrate a brilliant full mount attack on his target.

The best part is, he is very weak physically. if put one on one against any character in the story, he'd get his ass pounded. but he makes it up with his intelligence and superb execution plan.

The thing about him is, he's the type of guy who see's the big picture. he's like any great world leader. he does whatever it is that's necessary to achieve he's goals regardless if it's right or wrong..

After all... right and wrong, is just a matter of perspective.

He is
Lelouch Vi Britannia,
Lelouch Lamperouge,
He is Zero

Monday, November 9, 2009

Survival Tip #1 - Rope is Your Friend

you know what, as you're reading this, it would probably take you about 40 seconds to read until the end of this sentence (depending on each person's reading speed) and by now you'd probably be wondering why the hell am i talking to you like this, well its a Monday, and today i took the liberty to do a couple of enhancements to my very basic room in the apartment, like putting the carpet in, fixing the pipe's in my toilet, cleaning up the living room and stuff, and by now im sure that its already been roughly 30 seconds from the start of this sentence and do you want to know something... i am happy to inform you that someone, somewhere in this oh so beautiful world, just Killed himself... yes, in 3.... 2.... 1.... Buzzz.. there goes another guy. =)

according to WHO, if i still remember, more than a million poor souls take their own lives every year, that makes it roughly what... 2700 suicides a day. 1.8 deaths every minute, a minimum 1 suicide every 40 seconds! Math is fun! right kids? =D

Men are more prone to suicide than women.. So to all those psycho-lesbo-racist-feminists out there.. if you truly want to be equal with these very men you despise, you should take your lives in greater numbers to show your enthusiasm in this matter! go feminists! go equality =)

To the dead, well i say good bye dead person. to the living, i say please die, you are very annoying..

Tapi kan, to call them 'victim' to me is very Hypocritical of us tau. Why should we call them that? so we'd feel better of ourselves? that oh "she fell pray to Suicide" so she's a "victim".... suck my balls please. nobody is a victim in this situation. you call them "victim's" so you wouldn't feel guilty for not being there for them in the first place... and you come up with all this sugar-coated reasons why this particular person committed suicide.

and the key word here is COMMIT. means in the correct state of mind or not, that person entrusted himself to perpetrate his own doings.. so why Victim? please, stick to the language we've all agreed to here people.

oklah fine maybe its not fair of me to say that about the Family, but in my defence, i am speaking in General here. but i would like to murder whoever that came up with the term "suicide victim" and stage his death as a suicide victim. how ingeniusly ironic that would be.... =D

Tapi seriouslah, i dont want to judge these 'happenings' , but chill ar macha. macam mana nak jadi president if you keep cracking under pressure beb! hello~

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Halloween

Like yea, as i was saying, this is the first time ever, i spent Halloween with costumes and make-ups! and it was awesome..

it was me and the Dayangs for the night, and we were hell bent on making Buncit Khan's event a success.. comel tak cara kita orang semua support event member.

so the line-up was
Handsome Boy: Zombie Golfer (complete)
Dayang #1, Nabafizzle: Zombie Chearleader (complete)
Dayang #2, IntanBerlian: Zombie Starbucks Barista! (hahaha n complete)
Dayang #3, Aziewizzie: Zombie Widow (complete)

Complete
Means....
Handsome Boy wore:
1. Brown Checkered Shorts
2. White Polo T's
3. Brown Sweater
4. PGA belts
5. Classic brown Golf Cap
6. White/Brown Golf Shoes!
7. Face paint: The Crow/Joker Smile.. confusing. i know.

Nabs-Bah wore:
1. Green Cheerleader Top.
2. And Skirts
3. Awesome Zombie make-up, hands, arms AND legs... heheh.
4. Cheer-clapped the night through.

IntanBerlian wore:
1. Black Starbucks Polo T's
2. Quarter length blu jeans
3. White Converse Sneaks
4. Green Starbucks Apron!
5. All nite she went, "Venti Caramel Macchiato Coming Right UP!" haha.

Azie si Melati wore:
1. Long Black Skirts
2. black off shoulder top.
3. Big sunny hat
4. and a rose....

Anyway, im getting all astray here.. i intended to write about Dangerdisko's event! haha. well it was awesome. like truly. trust me, coming from a guy like me (who only listens to dangdut) , if you were not there, you missed a truly fantastic set yang SANGAT RABAK. like i dont mean to exaggerate, tapi SANGAT RABAK. like how RABAK is RABAK when it comes to DANGERDISKO?

The party didnt end until 7 in the morning. try that on for exaggeration.

Tapi tak tipu la, after more than 8 hours of non-stop mixing, the last few minutes were fucking crappy lah.. haha. Sorry DangerD. i have to be objective in my very weak-willed review (since aku cerita pasal costume aku dulu before writing about u. haha)

anywhore. it was as We the Massives call it... MASSIVE! check out their blog for proper updates on upcoming events. sweet giler sial aku support member-member. Kalo aku charge ni dah kayo den.

The Sex Hungry Pirate DJ
The Zombie Widow
and her Golfer Husband/Joker-Zombie?

I AM A VERY CONFUSED BOY YOU KNOW.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

OCTBR 10!(*&^%!

Aku rasa rindu pula dengan The Ten~!!!! So without further ado!

1. Tekak ku yang gay ini sedang buat perangai because i didnt give any attention to it this past week. havent been drinking the elixir of life (H2O) for one week, and now dah batuk2. padan muka.

2. Speaking of batuk, I went to the college's clinic, because it was free, near, and has a cafe right next to it. =)

Nurse: Do you smoke?
Handsome Boy: Yes i do.
Nurse: blapbadablapblapblap

but she was a sweetheart. =)

3. Speaking of sweethearts, Was at Melaka the other day, for my cousin's wedding and all.. Ampin's married now! woot. neway, it was the first time i saw Kumpulan Kompang with girls in it. alot pulak tu. and there's two of which were NOT bangin' the kompang, but instead they had their own Toms! awesome. Dahla dapat makan ayam kampung n burung puyuh last week! =D

4. Speaking of makan.. I've been constantly hungry lately. i dont know why. hungry is one thing, but constantly eating plak tu. thats the problem. haha.

5. Speaking of problems, I think i should not swear in any posts till the end of the month, because aku rasa quota mencarut aku dah sampai limit.

6. Speaking of the end of the month, this 31st, cloth and clef - Changkat Bukit Bintang, Dangerdisko will be spinning in their brand new series, Dukes of Casio. marilah.

7. Speaking of Changkat, i think, ramai orang lupa that Changkat is Jalan Alor. ramai orang lupa yang Jalan Alor is Jalan Alor. i see people buat perangai in Changkat as if they don't realize where Jalan Alor is. And WHAT Jalan Alor is.. what it was like 20 years ago. it's still is the same ass ghetto as it is right now. why all the fuss about thefts, robberies and rapes? hello. Jalan Alor la sial... kau bodoh ke ape. biasa lah tu..

8. Speaking of Bodoh.. I think it is best to not tell you about my latest act of stupidity lately, i should not tell you about how i was laughed infront of the restaurant by my oh so supporting friends when i couldnt kick start the motorbike yesterday.. tak rempit langsung.

9. Speaking of motorbikes, today i saw a beauty secretly hiding under one of the Hostels, she only emerged today, while i was at the balcony having a smoke, while seeing two very odd guys who seem to be too old to be students (undercover kot), but wtvr, the beauty was an orange naked bike, she was a Duke, and she's furrrkin sweet.

10. Speaking of sweet, i now know what i want (tapi tak confident akan dapat)... ladies and gentleman, what i want is this, she is known as the Epiphone Sheraton II. naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak *brattily stomps feet* =(

ahh your sweet ass curves.. your long sexy neck, and that superb archtop head.
keseksian yang sangat tak ingat dunia.
naaakk =(
There must be somebody out there who loves me
there must be..